I’ve been away for only one day and I miss my goober already

I’ve been away for only one day and I miss my goober already

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posted 1 day ago

my roommate isn’t here again so i can either

a) masturbate

b) blast showtunes with the door open

but instead i’ll just eat oreos and do my homework until someone tells me about a party happening tonight

I’M A CRAZY COLLEGE STUDENT NOW 

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posted 1 week ago

got to check “hookup with a guy while the 1975 plays in the background” off my bucket list last night 😌

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posted 3 weeks ago

one time i picked up stephen ordoñez from fourth & coast by using the really shitty pickup line “are you a magician? cause abracadamn” and im still living in that embarrassment 

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posted 1 month ago

i hit 44k (tweets i really have no life at all) !

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posted 1 month ago

just really wanted to post these ok goodnight

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posted 1 month ago

wow cool 6 days before move in and i get sick as fuck and *bonus* my period

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posted 1 month ago

so i saw paradise fears last night and they put on such an incredible show (as always) but there was something special about their performance last night that now has me in a deep and crippling post-concert depression

and then tack on the fact that my college move-in day is a week from today, and i am one emotionally unstable mess 

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posted 1 month ago
i did nothing all day but take selfies so here

i did nothing all day but take selfies so here

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posted 2 months ago

ATTENTION I WANT BRANDON WILLIAMS FROM 4 FAGS AND A CAMERA TO FUCK ME
THIS HAS BEEN A PSA THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

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posted 8 months ago

life goal: get a good lookin talented dude to sing love is an open door with me

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posted 8 months ago

just made the “oh my fucking god it is the last saturday night before i go back to school and none of my assignments are completed why in the fuck did i do this to myself” realization

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posted 8 months ago